Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Hash in Dar Es Salaam
To all you potheads out there.... I DO NOT mean the smokable stuff! Haha! But it definitely gets you on a kind of high!
I haven't been to a hash since Zambia... and my, it was fun to go yesterday! So what is Hash? Apparently it's a drinking club with a running problem... yes. That's right. So primarily, it's an excuse to socialise and drink.... but it also involves something like a 5 kilometre run, more or less, all whilst shouting obscenities and searching for the 'correct' way to the end. With a couple (alcoholic) drink stops on the way.
And more beer/wine/spirits at the end.
Well, I guess you don't want to accidentally actually get in shape! That would be terrible!
Last night was the Christmas Hash... which meant obscene Christmas songs at the end.
Here's one:
To the melody of "Winter Wonderland"
Walkin' 'round in Womens' Underwear
Lacy things, the wife is missin',
Didn't ask for her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes, silk panty hose,
Walkin' 'round in womens' underwear
In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in womens' underwear
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna,
Put on some eye shade and join the parade
Walkin' 'round in womens' underwear
Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes, silk panty hose
Walkin' 'round in womens' underwear
Walkin' 'round in womens' underwear
Walkin' 'round in womens' underwear
Hash House Harriers - Highly recommended! Just watch out you don't end up sick at night!
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